'Touch me in the heart. Or don't touch me at all.' Words from a poem I wrote long ago. These meandering paths of Love, where will they take us next? If someone would just leave burning candles along the way, so we don't get lost. So we don't get lost...
Friday, January 31, 2014
THE SPACE BETWEEN EXTREMES
Friday, January 24, 2014
PICTURE PERFECT
I consider it the great equalizer, the humble toilet, because we all have to sit on it, no matter how brilliant or beautiful we seem. Ah! Don't let Mary Kay fool you; until you've seen the blemish, you have NOT seen the face. So, when you're day-dreaming, think not, who would look best beside me on the red carpet, or dancing up the aisle in our Sunday best?
No. Think of staring at your computer after a long day at work; you have one of those bosses skilled at calculating the speed with which subordinates scramble to 'help' her with her bag. So, understandably, you're tired – the inner tiredness that is always inversely related to the amount of meaningful work you've done that day. Now shut your eyes tight and imagine it – not being able to really look forward to going home.
Or an empty Saturday afternoon. No light. No Dstv. It can be scarier than not knowing where the month's rent will come from, having to sit down in a small space and discover that neither silence nor conversation is comfortable. So, let me say this; Love is not a feeling, just because there is a difference between not being in the mood to talk to someone and not being able to talk to them. But, believe me, you can go years before finding out which one you've actually got. It's the way it works when you've settled into a routine, and perfected communicating in clichés.
So, imagine kissing playfully. Because it's a lot easier to fake an orgasm; but a long cuddle – with meaningless chit-chat and the occasional tickle in between, falling asleep in each other's arms, waking up with the lingering memory of what you were talking about? You will struggle with that one unless you truly love her. And by that I mean you've taken the time to find out that having a bit more space for her clothes and shoes means a lot more to her than sexy lingerie. It's one of the things you only see when you're looking, only hear when you're listening; for there are people whose only way of expressing intense dissatisfaction with life is turning up the volume of the football game on TV.
Yes. But it is how most of us are wired, to hide our deep inner feelings and behave properly in public. So, imagine if you couldn't come home and take the mask off. Where will you breathe? I know, in this Life, there will always be roles to play and, truth be told, you may only learn how to act like a parent by experimenting with your first child. But imagine if you started calling each other 'Daddy' and 'Mummy' (to teach that child) and never stopped.
This thing called Love. And that's the confusion; it's not the only thing that could generate feelings. So, if you have feelings, how do you know it's Love? My sister, what can I say? In your day-dreams, wipe the make up off. And, if you can, that Yanni playing in the background? Turn it down as well.
For, if you KNOW that people don't smell like fried dodo in the morning, and you still want to do this; that there are habits they will struggle with all their lives; that we don't come with spaces in our hearts custom-made for anyone else; and no one is so straight-forward you could love them on cruise control. If you KNOW all this and you still want to do this, then, yes, I'll be more willing to vouch for you. But, honestly, it still wouldn't mean that much, not unless they knew it too, about your picture-perfect self.
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Friday, January 17, 2014
I DO NOT COME FROM A BROKEN HOME
Friday, January 10, 2014
AS GOOD AS YOU GET
Once upon a time, I worked for an Iranian businessman. Let's just call him, 'Kam'. Kam lived in the West End. So, I rode the Overground to work, a few times a week. 'Work' was a room in his flat; it was in one of those apartments, on one of those streets where you could walk past a few parked Porsches. But Kam liked to sit on the floor, on a comfortable rug, dictating notes, in between short drags on an intricate water pipe. Then he would wave me off into this windowless room, just space enough for desk and desktop, to type out his letters. Yes. It was a low point in my life.
But I had met this girl, you see. And she'd sort of changed 'The Plan'. 'The Plan' had been to turn in my course essays over the Summer, and be on the plane back home by the end of September. But, well, a girl like that can do that to you. Walking past, smelling just right; standing there, looking just right; she can have you thinking to yourself – I'm not going home without you. So, I stayed.
Still not sure what she saw in me; spending hours filling out applications for a better job, while she was driving to church in her own car, and dropping me off afterwards. But, one night, I looked at her and said, 'You know what? I will take care of you.' Not that it made much sense then. It's just that, sometimes, when it's all you have, you clear your throat and speak from the heart. But, truth be told, it made no sense at all, not when I had just created a separate folder for rejection letters. Still, she smiled and said, 'I know'.
Ah! Regardless of what these preachers say, you really can't predict Life. See, if you had told me, at my Call to Bar, that that was how it was going to be, I would have laughed. But the day after I got married, the car parked outside wasn't mine. She was the one with the regular income, the type we needed to sign the lease on the first house we lived in. And she was the one who got up in the morning and went out, then stopped at Asda, on the way back. Tell me, how can you forget things like that? How can you wake up one day and pretend it never happened, or that, even if it did, it wasn't that big a deal?
No. On the first day, Love is a promise. I'll give you that. But if you're waking up every morning and making new ones, then, I'm not sure what you have anymore. Because, on Day Two, Love is a good memory, the kind that remembers what you said yesterday. And that's what it is on Day Three, as well. So, these conversations make me laugh now. You know the ones: 'Eh? Your wife knows how much you earn?' 'What? You have a Joint Account?' 'Jesus! You trust her with ALL your money?' My brother, what can I say? Every relationship has its own dynamics; but, at the very least, you should give as good as you get. Well, in my case, I got everything. And if, in my heart, I knew, when I was getting it, that I couldn't give it back, then I really shouldn't have taken it, should I?
You see, this thing is not like setting a weekend aside to volunteer at a homeless shelter. No. In these matters, you will NOT find 'selflessness' so rewarding, trust me; giving will leave you with a simmering desire to receive. And, if you at the end of the day, you wind up sad – no, not just any kind of sadness; but the kind you don't talk about, that one that festers underneath the mascara, beneath the cologne, behind the mechanical routines we use to prop up the semblance of love, long after its substance is gone – if you end up sad like that, it will almost always be because you looked at the other person and knew, deep down in your heart, that you will never get as good as you've given, or – and believe me, this can be just as heartbreaking – never give as good as you've gotten.
So, what can I say? Take your time with these things. For happiness, like everything else on this blue planet, hangs in a delicate balance.
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Friday, January 3, 2014
YAGAZIE...
The first time I saw my wife, it was through a window. And, at first glance, it looked like that; like there was a lot more than a couple of meters between us. Yes. It's one of the decisions I remember most clearly from those 'Umunna' meetings, the ones they held around that time when the same people that had warned us, all your lives, to stay away from women were now asking when we were bringing one back. They were the ones who drew our ears and said - Marry a girl 'from home'.
There are practical considerations, you see. Let no one deceive you; Love (if that's what you call what you feel when you look out the window and see someone who takes your breath away) won't last the journey from Abuja to Leru Junction. Because, underneath the make up and body spray, everyone carries habits and hungers rooted in the unique course of their own up bringing.
So, if you're like me, you wake up some mornings whistling, 'Chineke nke Igwe, I n'aputawo m, mgbe mmuo mu no na nsogbu; a ga m enye Gi ekele.' And, truth be told, it can be frustrating if the person lying beside you can't sing it too, just because she doesn't understand the language. Or your craving for 'iwu ngo' either. Yes. Some people grew up in homes where there were presents under the Christmas tree. And New Year eves were spent around the dinner table. Now, you're married to man who is rushing to attend an 'Umunna' meeting on New Year's Day.
Honestly, these things can break hearts. So, I understood my father's concern when I told him who she was, because English would have to be the primary means of communication between us. These sorts of things gain weight slowly; these things you said didn't matter on your wedding day - whether they believe in this God or in that one; whether they think a woman should kneel down when handing a cup of water to her husband's mother or not; whether they see the value in spending holidays in the village or not; what socio-cultural values they think your children should be immersed in. Honestly, things like these can break hearts.
So, sometimes, someone still comes up to us and launches into a flurried conversation, and when my wife smiles and says, "Ehm, you've lost me", they turn to me with a frown: "She is NOT Igbo?" Yes, but – I tend to add very quickly - she's learning. And – I also tend to add very quickly, especially after I get 'the eye' from her – it's my fault, seeing as I like speaking 'beke' so much at home. But some people don't know when to drop things. They begin to pontificate and wave fingers around the air, molding bricks out of their consternation and preparing to pile them on my woman's shoulders. So, I lose the polite smile and tell them – Igbo-speaking or non-Igbo-speaking, she is my wife, eh? Leave her for me.
And I'll tell you why. Because she got up this morning, and carried our two children (still sleeping) into the backseat of this 406. She held my hands and we prayed together, against the many things that can go wrong on these roads of life. And I got behind these wheels and drove her to this place where people eat things she never thought could be eaten. And even though we sat for hours in solid traffic – at Abaji, at Ajaokuta, at the madness that is 9th Mile Corner – and a journey of seven hours stretched to thirteen; we talked, we laughed, we quarreled and made up, looked out of the windows and marveled at life together.
So, say what you like, but I've come to see that in this life the REAL test is always the journey. Yes. Not just in having things in common, but having the right kinds of things in common, the kinds of things that will hold when you come (as you must) to those speed bumps of disagreements, the long, windy paths of conflict, the spirit-sapping delays in everyone's path, where you choose either to throw hands up in exasperation, or roll up sleeves, get on knees, and patiently grow the things that are still missing.
And, even now, I can assure you, that of all the things we commonly nit-pick about – from tribe to language to faith to state of origin of prospective suitors – it is this one thing, Love (and by this read: a deep, cultivated and enduring RESPECT for each other, AND a willingness to ACT OUT, in the days that follow, the things so eloquently professed in the heat of passion) that brings with it the highest probability that we will overcome everything we meet on destiny's path, including the fact that you and I do not come from the same place, and reach the end of this enigmatic journey in peace.
True. It is my own wish for this year, dawning as it is with heavy clouds in the distance; that we will all remember, that even in the most difficult socio-cultural intersections, True Love is still able to forge the most stable homes. Yes. Yagazie. (Don't you see? How I say it is really irrelevant, it is what it means that matters. Yagazie. Let it be well with you in 2014, on your path and in all your ways.)
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