'Touch me in the heart. Or don't touch me at all.' Words from a poem I wrote long ago. These meandering paths of Love, where will they take us next? If someone would just leave burning candles along the way, so we don't get lost. So we don't get lost...
Friday, October 14, 2016
THIS LOVE...
Saturday, June 25, 2016
DID YOU MISS NSW6? HERE ARE MORE VIDEOS TO ENJOY!!
From: Night Of The Spoken Word <nightofthespokenword@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Jun 25, 2016 at 8:50 AM
Subject: DID YOU MISS NSW6? HERE ARE MORE VIDEOS TO ENJOY!!
To: Night Of The Spoken Word <nightofthespokenword@gmail.com>
So, do you remember that moment when you swore you would never love again? Ha! Life and its sense of irony, because the very next day you saw her - THE ONE. So, my brother, how shall we do this thing? You know? Make her an offer she cannot refuse? You know? Set the perfect trap for the perfect bush rat? You know? Toasting (or chaiking, or blocking, or spinning, or cornering, or whatever it is you want to call it) a woman is always a delicate operation; too much 'bota' and she thinks you mommy's boy, too much kpako and she laments, 'Have I fallen so far in life area boys are now coming?' At NSW6, we walked that tight rope, and we walked it well, all the way from love at first sight to till death do us part. Yes. You will enjoy this! Just click on the link below:
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Friday, June 10, 2016
THERE IS A TIME TO FART
Because, like a
rocket, the effort to move forward quickly sometimes causes a loud explosion in
the opposite direction, yes? Nothing to worry about, my brother, it is the ying
and yang of life, that a woman in labour will push out many unprintable things
before the baby's head crowns, and if you wrinkle your nose at the first discharge,
and (in the voice of a British butler) say, "Oh, this is all rather nasty,
could you keep it in please?" It is true, you will see no more crap, but,
well, no baby as well.
For, I tell you, if
Life just happens to have woken me this morning on an important errand, and this
is the day you also happen to decide that you are going to be standing by the road
ticking off who says it correctly - fork, fok or fek - please, do not be angry,
if I find a fork and chook you with it. Yes? This is it, my brother. That we
must not go around farting just because. But - never ever let one stand in the
way of giving Life your absolute best, yes? Use wisely.Monday, March 28, 2016
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO FROM NSW6? PILLOW TALK
NSW6 was all about Love. Click on the image below to watch 'PILLOW TALK'. It happens in every relationship, you see, this corner-corner talk about coded things, when lovers whisper to each other across soft pillows. Yes, it happens in every relationship. To watch it captured LIVE at NSW6, click on the link below:Watch out for NSW7. Coming...OCT 1ST 2016. You don't want to miss it! You can subscribe to my Youtube channel for more Spoken Word videos@Dike Chukwumerije's Youtube Channel (click) To get notices of up and coming NSW events, you can like our Facebook page @Dike Chukwumerije's NSW (click) |
Friday, March 18, 2016
8 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO YOU
2. That we are
slowly evolving beyond the need for unnecessary talk. So, look at me now over
any dinner table and I will tell you whether you’re saying: “I take God beg
you, stop eating that thing as if you don’t see peppered chicken regularly”; or
“I take God beg you, eat and pack take-away, because I am not cooking jack when
we get home, you hear?”![]() |
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8. You are the
color of our carpet, the paintings on our wall, the two armchairs that sit in a
corner, straight out of a John Lewis brochure, but made for a fraction of the
price by the local carpenter you found. Undisputed: you are the reason I live
in the coziest, coolest, (never mind the buckets we have to put here and there
to catch the drip when it rains), most beautiful house I have ever lived in. Undisputed:
you are my home.Friday, March 11, 2016
8 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO YOU
Friday, February 12, 2016
HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE
First, remove the
ring. It might remind you of stuff, you see, like sitting on the floor, both of
you, to a meal of bread and indomie, maybe. Imagine. To be reminded of it, that
first quarrel, how cool and collected, you threw cool and collected out the
window, because this was the one person you’d brought so close, she’d mastered
how to get under your skin at will. So, unable to stand a second more in her
presence, you’d left the room, but only as far as the parlour; lay there and
slipped it off, this ring, put it on the ground, a few meters from your face, to
watch it – watch it like it was some suspicious object a pastor specialized in
countering sporadic attacks of witchcraft had pulled out from under your bed. After
a long time watching it, this ring, you’d taken a deep, deep breath finally,
and slipped it on again…
Brother. To do
what you are about to do, you must take this memory and put it where it will
not be remembered. You hear? Lose it, this memory…of her leaning into you, to
prop you up, on days that weighed heavily on you, of you leaning into her, to prop
her up, on days that weighed heavily on her. Not really a pronouncement, you
know – this ‘two becoming one’ thing – but a process that takes way too much of
our irreplaceable time, much like trees growing into each other. Yes. To forget this, to pretend it did
not happen, to – in fact – attempt to re-write what was written on the ethereal
scroll where Time recorded the early History of the two of you, brother, you will
have to construct very circuitous arguments.Monday, February 1, 2016
INVITATION TO NIGHT OF THE SPOKEN WORD (6)
I hope this meets you well. I would like to invite you to a live show I'm hosting on the 14th of Feb 2016 at the National Centre for Women Development, Abuja by 6.45pm.
Night of the Spoken Word (NSW) is a live Performance Poetry Show. That means I will use Poetry (yes, Poetry) to entertain you. But not just any type of Poetry, and not just any type of entertainment. The Poetry here is a very distant cousin of the one you think of when I say 'Poetry'. Yes. There will be no 'thee's or 'thou's, no puzzles requiring solitary meditation to unravel. For I know you've been taught that simple words cannot communicate deep truths. But if you come, my friend, I will re-educate you.
Because this not just any type of entertainment. So, yes, I will make you laugh; but, tell me, are you not also weary of consistently being fed crap in the name of fun? The last time I checked religion – not art – was the opium of the masses. So, tell me, what is wrong with designing an event to educate as thoroughly as it entertains? To appeal not only to the physical senses – with its weakness for women with the supernatural ability to move their buttocks independently of anything else – but also to the ethereal soul? Tell me.
They told me – you cannot sell edutainment to the Nigerian, for he is far too hungry to enjoy anything more sophisticated than football. They told me – if you are planning to make sentences with many complex words, take it to the expatriates; they are the ones who appreciate these things. I told them – What's the point? Of attempting to build an industry on expatriate foundations? As if Development is something you can put in a container and ship down to Lagos. It is not. Yes. For even if a nation had no roads of its own, no dams of its own, no ports of its own; even if it had no country of its own, no physical space anywhere on the face of the Earth it could name as its own; do you know that that nation could still live, and live on through unending Time, so long as it had an art of its own – music and culture – a Poetry of its own? Did you know this?
So I have not tried to be a flawless copy of someone else's inspiration. This Poetry tastes of Sango-Ota and Gwagwalada, of that afternoon in Potiskum when we stopped on the road for the robbers ahead to finish their business. Yes. And you – child of epileptic power supply and run down libraries – are my target audience. So if you've never seen one person on one stage in one night perform 17 poems and 5 short stories, if you think that this cannot possibly (Nigerian that you are) hold your attention, then come, my friend, and I will make you believe.
Because I am tired of trying to jump with both feet on the ground. That is not faith. Faith is the first step you take beyond the point-of-no-return. So, look, I am not bringing Kanye West from America to entice you; no, it is me you are coming to listen to. Me. In a venue many years past its glory, with its peeling doors and 1000 seats, but I told my friend I will burn so bright they will not see the walls. For, I've done 50, and I've done 500 – and I could stay where it's comfortable and agree to grow old – but, tell me, can this Poetry fill a Thousand seats? I tell you, my friend, this is not a question I will be taking to my grave.
No. I will answer it now, while there is yet Life, on Sunday the 14th of February 2016 at 6.45pm on the stroke of the clock when I walk out to that solitary mic on that solitary stage, then turn and face…whatever awaits me. True. It will be Valentine's Day. And I'll be doing it for Love.
Will you come?
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For excerpts from the last Night of the Spoken Word (NSW5), visit this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJp8ipfZ7VY
.................................................................See Dike Chukwumerije Live@
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Live Poetry.
February 14, 2016
6:45pm
Main Auditorium. National Centre for Women Development
N3,000 (Regular). N10,000 (VIP) @ Salamander Café and Silverbird Abuja
N2,500 (Online) @ www.ticketmypal.com
For more info: MadMo (09022222290). Joy (08123887996). Dare (08067348956).Friday, January 29, 2016
WHEN LOVE IS YOUR MUSE...
For the sun
rises because of its love of adventure, and sets because of its love of the
night. And the iroko bends because of its love of the wind, and straightens up because
of its love of the sky. Do you think this is only poetry? That a woman’s nose
will double in size, and she will spend miserable mornings with her head half
down a toilet, that her bones will creak with the weight of a child whose
tumultuous entrance into this world will split her open in soul-trembling pain,
and yet once she puts its lips to breast all things, all things are forgotten? And
you think this is only poetry? Friday, January 22, 2016
TRUE LOVE
For people are
people, you know, we like to travel with the herd. But sometimes – and this is
also true of people – the heart may nudge you towards an idea you cannot find
in any textbook, a career that does not yet exist. And on the morning after it
does, you will wake up and find yourself toying with this mysterious belief, one
that nothing you know or ever experienced can explain, that – connection or no
connection, masters degree or no masters degree, empty wallet or no empty
wallet – there is enough power in your focused mind to do what you just dreamed.





